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Cartoon Dicks Are Unprofessional

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dont_do_itI created a cartoon for a short story / comic strip compilation that I submitted to a publisher that actually may never see the light of day; the cartoon, that is. See, the cartoon is about boners. It is titled Bonerpalooza. I created the cartoon after a quick burst of inspiration, like most of my cartoons, and thought the idea was amusing enough to put down on paper. And like most of my cartoons, if it made me and a select group of trusted friends laugh, then I thought it was golden. But I've come to a realization that no matter how funny the cartoon is, most people are offended by cartoon dongs. To quote one of my best friends, whose opinion I don't take lightly, "Cartoon dicks are unprofessional." So, I was in a quandary. Most of the time, I don't really care what people think of me or my work. I've come to a point in my creative life that I cater to my cartoon / writing muse whenever possible. But I've been troubled by the reception of this cartoon. Everyone I've shown it to thinks it's funny. But they have all told me not to publish it. So, is Squirty McGirth offensive? Are cartoon dicks unprofessional?


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Mr. Grieves #151

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Mr. Grieves #150

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The Origin of Mr. Grieves Revealed... Finally!

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The Origin of Mr. Grieves Revealed... Finally!The cat is out of the bag! The origin of Mr. Grieves is revealed... finally! It's a heart-riveting tale about a small monkey from space who grows up to be... well, bitter and flatulent. What can I say? You will learn about his true identity, where he came from, where he went to school, and so much useless information it'll make your head spin. Don't miss it!
 

Mr. Grieves #148

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Mr. Grieves: Let's start planning my birthday. It's next month. Pretty Bird: Cool. What day is it? Mr. Grieves: It's in June. My birthday month. Pretty Bird: Birthday month? Why do you get a whole month? Mr. Grieves: Because I'm special. Pretty Bird: Martin Luther King Jr. is special, not you. He deserves a birthday month. Mr. Grieves: My mother always said I was special. Pretty Bird: Every mother tells their child they're special. Even when the worst criminal is on death row, their mom always tells the media how special their bastard son is. Moms say that shit, stupid. Mr. Grieves: Oh... well, that sucks. My birthday is ruined. Pretty Bird: Sorry buddy. Mr. Grieves: One day just doesn't seem like enough for my birthday. Pretty Bird: Tell you what, I'll give you a birthday eve and a birthday, How's that? Mr. Grieves: Nah, forget it. Ruined. Pretty Bird: Whatever. Mr. Grieves: I'm still special, asshole. Pretty Bird: Having dandruff the size of corn flakes does NOT make you special.

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