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One of the most important things I try to instill in my kids is the love of art, creating it, consuming it, enjoying it. The three of us love to sit together and draw. And they love to see the cartoons I create. So when my kids started summer camp this year, I decided to add a little fun to their day. Custom lunch bag art! I passed around photos to my friends of the lunch bags and they enjoyed them so much that I thought I would share them here too. I'll keep an ongoing gallery of all the lunch bags for the summer. Enjoy!

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Smashwords eBook Coupons

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On occasion, coupons are generated on Smashwords for my eBooks. Use the coupon codes at checkout for discounts. In some cases, the eBooks may even be FREE.

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Mr. Grieves #154

Scott Semegran Mr. Grieves - Mr. Grieves Cartoons

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A message from Dick Stiffman, V.P. of Customer Relations at B.P. Hello, America. This is Dick saying hola from B.P. We're as concerned as you about the oil spill in the Gulf... Or as we like to call it, the oil thingy. In fact, we may be MORE concerned than anyone. I'd like to personally chastise anyone who thinks we don't care about the environment. Shame on you! We love the goddamn delicious shrimp in the Gulf. And the goddamn sea creatures, those goofy bastards tug at our heart strings. We love all the alien beasts in the sea. And who can forget the sea turtles. Those crusty bastards deserve to live another 100 years. Since we obviously can't stop this dilemma ourselves, we've decided to let YOU tell us how to fix it. After 10 minutes of intensive cold calling, we chose Wilbur from Mobile, whose idea was pure genius. I told B.P. that my old lady's tampons clog up my toilet real good. Some bitch is clogged now. So B.P. used all its resources to build the world's largest tampon to be inserted into the oil thingy. And by golly, we hope Wilbur is right. Frankly, we got nothing else if this doesn't work. This is Dick saying Buenos Noches from B.P. And Godspeed to the goddamn delicious shrimp.

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Mr. Grieves #153

Scott Semegran Mr. Grieves - Mr. Grieves Cartoons

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I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I've decided to make so big changes in my life. The stress that comes from some financial burdens and lifestyle pressures has led me to throw away all my credit cards and give the middlefinger to credit companies. They're evil. Reduce unnecessary expenses in my life and shun the latest fads and gadgets. Fuck the iPad. Focus on the things that make me happy, like time with family and friends. Without the burden of working to live, I'm free to just live, be me, be happy. So you're letting your credit score go in the crapper so you can be happy? Yep. You got some balls, monkey boy. I like that. Thanks. So... Yes? Will you buy a brother a hamburger? I'm broke. Being free sucks, huh? Totally.

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Mr. Grieves Featured on Scribd.com

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The nice folks at Scribd.com have selected Mr. Grieves #152 as a Featured Document! How cool is that? Scribd.com is one of the most popular document sharing sites on the web so this is an honor. Thanks for the monkey love.